Selected quotes · 10
№ 01
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
Groucho MarxHappiness
№ 02
“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”
Groucho MarxLife
№ 03
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
Groucho MarxFailure
№ 04
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
Groucho MarxPhilosophy
№ 05
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
Groucho MarxLife
№ 06
“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
Groucho MarxWisdom
№ 07
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
Groucho MarxAction
№ 08
“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.”
Groucho MarxWisdom
№ 09
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho MarxLeadership
№ 10
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
Groucho MarxCreativity